|Erich Heckel, Männerbildnis (1919)|
APPLICANT: Thank you so much for meeting with me today, Mr. Johannsen.
EMPLOYER: My pleasure, Cecil. I'm so glad you could make it. Did you have any trouble finding us?
APPLICANT: Not at all. Janet's directions were impeccable.
EMPLOYER: Well then, have a seat, and let's get started. Tell me a little bit about yourself and why you're interested in a position here at Mattress Kingdom.
APPLICANT: Yes sir. Well, I consider myself a career-oriented person; I'm passionate about customer relations, and for the last four years I've focused on excelling in my current position at Toner Planet -- "where savings are out of this world." I wear a big foam costume and wave at traffic out by the road. I've treasured my time as part of the Toner Planet family, and the experience has been invaluable, but I would very much like an opportunity to explore the possibilities for myself in the field of bedding technology. I was so excited to discover there was an opening here at Mattress Kingdom. As a matter of fact, my mother got her mattress here. She loves it. It is an excellent mattress, sir. Excellent mattress.